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So much for the annihilation of Rommel
in North Africa.

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Now, to strike at what I call the soft
underbelly of Europe.

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The overall strategy of the Supreme
Command is becoming increasingly clear.

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My guess is that we shall invade out of
here or here.

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Well, how about Sicily, sir?

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Really, Sergeant, Sicily has no military
importance whatsoever.

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I just thought... Don't, Sergeant.

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Leave the thinking to the professional
soldier.

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Yes, sir.

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Now, if, as I strongly suspect, Monty
decides to strike here through the

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Adriatic, the task which you are about
to undertake will play a vital part in

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the important success of the operation.

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If we'll all just gather round the map.

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Now, what I'm about to tell you is top
secret.

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Absolutely top secret.

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Understood?

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Yes, sir.

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These islands are virtually uninhabited.

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One or two were supply bases for U
-boats, but intelligence assures us that

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they've been evacuated.

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Now, your job will be to set up an
observation post on this one.

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Yes, sir.

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To observe what, sir? When we invade,
there'll be a considerable increase in

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enemy activity.

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You will report all air and shipping
movements which take place during the 24

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hours preceding the attack.

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And the 24 hours following it.

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Any questions?

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Sir, sir, supposing Monty doesn't go
into Italy your way?

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Well, in such an event, your efforts
won't be wasted. You'll form part of the

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cupboard lab.

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Is there a code name for this operation,
sir? Well, the overall operation will

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be known as Plantagenet. For there may
be other units such as yours planted in

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these islands.

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Your particular unit will be known as
Force X.

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Force X, eh, sir?

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Sergeant Boulder!

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Stop!

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Where did they find a fellow like Finch?

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It's a bit of a BF, isn't it, sir?
That's putting him mildly.

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Tell him to come in. Yes, sir.

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Finch!

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Sergeant.

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I say, Ackers, look after this for me,
will you, please?

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A survey of prehistoric Persian pottery.

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He's mentally sick.

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Look here, Finch, I can't pass this
letter.

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Why not, sir? I hope I haven't said
anything I shouldn't. You've only told

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headmaster of your blasted prep school
where they're going.

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You can trust Dr. Wentworth implicitly,
sir. He won't tell anybody else.

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Besides, I didn't actually name the
place. Wrapping it up in a lot of jargon

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about ancient Greece doesn't fool
anybody.

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Do you want us all to get killed?

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No, sir.

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Burn this.

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I'm sorry, sir. I didn't realize. You
see, the head and I are interested in

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archaeology. I dare say.

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And I'm interested in security.

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Write the thing again. And one more boob
like this and you're on a charge.

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Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. Won't happen
again, sir.

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I'm frightfully sorry, sir.

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It's all right, though. I don't think
your mother's picture's damaged.

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That is not my mother. It's my fiancée.

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Oh, really, sir? I thought, seeing as
she was a captain... Oh, get out!

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And I think that parents entrust their
children at their most formative age to

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an ass like that.

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Thanks, Eckers.

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What's the trouble this time, sir?

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Aykroyd. Same as usual, nothing but sex.

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He never seems to think of anything
else.

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Send him in. Yes, sir.

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Aykroyd!

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Really?

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Aykroyd, this letter.

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There's nothing sensible in it, is
there, sir? Well, not in a military

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no. Well, what's the matter with it,
then?

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Well, I mean, must you be quite so
blatant?

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It's identical to that dreadful one you
wrote last week. Oh, that was to a

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different girl, sir.

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I know it's none of my business,
Aykroyd.

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If I wrote that sort of thing to my
fiancée, I... I don't know what you'd

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Well, you can have a try, sir. I mean,
you've got nothing to lose, have you? On

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the contrary, Aykroyd, I have a great
deal to lose.

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When I was posted overseas, I promised
Margaret, that is my fiancée, that I'd

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nothing beastly, and I shall stick by
that.

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Well, sir, I'd do the same, sir, if I
had a fiancée like yours.

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You would?

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That'll be all, Ackroyd.

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You'd think that whoever selected this
unit was trying to palm off every dozen

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of regiments.

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Yes, sir.

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Right. There's ours.

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There, son.

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No, no.

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Ours. No, no, no.

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Theirs.

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I think.

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No good thinking.

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Got to be certain.

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One of ours.

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I don't think so, sir.

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The shape of the funnel suggests a
Bremen -class transport.

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Are you sure, Sergeant?

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Hey, Ackroyd!

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Ackroyd! Sir!

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Is that a Bremen -class transport?

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Yes, sir.

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Thought it was.

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Yeah. Well, we'll try another one now.

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Ackroyd! Are you smoking?

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No, sir.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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Oh, well, I thought it might add a bit
of realism, sir. You know, smoke from

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funnel -like.

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Put that cigarette out.

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Yes, sir.

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Right.

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Now we'll try submarines.

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Theirs or ours?

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Ours, sir. Right.

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Carry on. Yes, sir.

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Morning, Brougham. Morning, sir.

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How are things coming along?

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Oh, fine, sir, fine.

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Well, this is Lieutenant Babington.

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Oh, how do you do, Babington?

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How do you do?

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Babington's number one on the submarine
that'll be taking you on your little

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jaunt to you -know -where. Oh, good sir.

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He's kindly consented to give you a few
tips on launching your dinghy. That's

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right, isn't it, Lib?

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A little idea of mine. Ship recognition
made easy.

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You're hardly likely to encounter a
Japanese submarine in these waters.

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Ackroyd.

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Yes, sir? What the hell do you think
you're doing?

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What you told me to do, sir.

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Well, use your loaf. That's a jap, sir.

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Well, you issued it, sir.

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Oh.

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Well, you'll have to excuse us, sir.
We're frauding you at this game.

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Well, come on. We'd better get down to
the training pool. The lieutenant can

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only spare half an hour. Yeah, bring all
your equipment.

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All our equipment?

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Well, of course. You're not going to
invade in your bathing trunks.

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Oh, yes, sir. Yes, of course, sir.

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All set to have a go, sir.

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Right. Carry on, Babington, will you?

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Well, here's the drill.

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You'll have exactly 60 seconds to get
out of the forward hatch, inflate your

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dinghy, launch it, and climb aboard.

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As you'll be doing it in the dark,
you'll need to be well rehearsed. Fair

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enough. Right, well, let's have a shot
at it. I'll time you.

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Ready, Brown? Yes, sir.

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Right, go.

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Inflate dinghy.

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When you're ready, Lieutenant Brown.

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I'm so sorry, sir. Be more careful next
time, Finch.

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That's right. The sea will be a lot
deeper where you're going.

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Ready, sir.

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Launch dinghy.

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It's a good idea to make fast before you
climb aboard.

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Make fast!

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It'll be at least a week before this
locker manager are getting wet.

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Now, come on, chaps. We've been
rehearsing this for three weeks.

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Let's try and break the record.

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Ackroyd, Sergeant Boulder, launch
digging.

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Finch, WT.

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How long, sir?

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58 seconds, including inflation.

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Right, here I come.

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Well done.

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Now we try it on the water.

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Come on.

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Oh, any of you chaps hungry?

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Oh, didn't know they were there.

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Oh, no.

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I thought you'd like to see where we're
dropping you off tomorrow.

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Now, um, there's your island there.

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We'll surface here at approximately 0200
hours. And I want you ready five

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minutes before then.

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Right. We'll pick you up in exactly 48
hours' time.

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So when you're ready, flash your oldest
lamp three times, and we'll acknowledge

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as soon as we see it, all right?

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Are you, uh, cold?

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Oh, a bit.

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It's a responsibility, you know. I
should, uh... Have a drink of that tea.

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might make you feel better.

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Oh, Rob.

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With the compliments of the Navy.

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Put a jerk into it. We don't want to be
here all night.

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Come on, chaps.

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Let's show the Navy what we can do.
Ready for the equipment, sir. Right.

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Finch, help me know the WT. Right, sir.

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Ow! What's the matter? I caught my
little finger, sir. Can't you pongos

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less bloody noise?

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There's a war on.

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Sorry.

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Quiet, chaps.

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That's a lot.

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In you go, Finch.

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Here I come.

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Good luck.

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Who's got the paddles?

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You have, haven't you, sir? Oh, Lord,
I've forgotten them. Blimey, what are we

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going to do now?

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Paddle with your hands and be quick
about it or we'll get stuck under. Come

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come on. In, out, in, out, in.

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I say, sir, sir, should we still be tied
to the submarine?

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Cut the painter, you idiot.

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Oh, yes, of course. Not you, sir.

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Finch! Oh.

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That was a near thing.

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Sorry, chaps.

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How'd you like a drink, sir?

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Steady your nerves.

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Thank you.

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Mmm.

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Rum. Where'd you get this acroid?

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Compliments of the Navy, sir. Really
acroid. Still as it's here.

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Shall we get cracking?

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Yes. I reckon we're about a quarter of a
mile offshore.

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Shouldn't take us more than about a half
an hour.

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All right, get paddling.

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In, out, in, out.

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Well, we can't go on like this. We're
getting nowhere.

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No, sir. Well, it's a good job there
ain't no Germans about.

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We'd have been knocked off hours ago.

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I say, sir, sir, wouldn't it be a good
idea if we swam ashore, sir?

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Well, I suppose it would.

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Only I can't swim. If we three go over
the side, sir, we could tow you in.

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All right, you two, get your boots off.
I've anticipated you, Sergeant. I've got

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mine off already.

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I'm actually a rather keen swimmer.

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I once nearly won. All right, well, over
you go, then.

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There, good sergeant.

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I'm frightfully sorry, sir. It's not as
deep as I thought. How we could have

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waded ashore a long time ago if someone
had took a sand in. Oh, thank you.

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Well, it's not going to be much fun
lugging our equipment up that lot.

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Still, it's got to be done.

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You two unload the dinghy, the sergeant
and I'll make a recce. Yes, sir.

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And go easy with the WT.

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Yes, sir.

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He's a regular little Montgomery, isn't
he?

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You'd think he'd been in the army ten
years instead of ten minutes.

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Oh, I don't know. I think he's doing
rather well, considering it's his first

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invasion. Well, I hope Monty does better
with his.

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Oh, careful!

248
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,870
What's the matter, mate? You dropping on
your plates? I stubbed my toe.

249
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:18,870
It's extremely painful.

250
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,230
Well, he said to be careful with the WT,
so watch it, mate. Well, I'm doing my

251
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,570
best. Would you mind not calling me
mate?

252
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:25,950
My name's Eric.

253
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,230
Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, Eric.

254
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:31,730
I'll manage that on my own. You drag the
dinghy up and hide it behind them

255
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:32,730
rocks.

256
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,600
Well, this seems the best way to the
top. Do you think we can get our

257
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,600
up?

258
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,240
We'll manage.

259
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,100
Come on, Eric, hurry up.

260
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,740
I say, Ackers, look what I found.

261
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,260
You mind it don't go off back. Oh, don't
be an ass. It's probably 2 ,000 years

262
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,260
old.

263
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:09,860
Yes.

264
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:11,380
Greco -Roman.

265
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,560
Second or third century B .C.

266
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,780
Undoubtedly used for some domestic
purpose.

267
00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:17,760
Kept under the bed, very likely.

268
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,420
All right, don't worry about that now.
Let's get the thingy emptied.

269
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,900
Looks like intelligence were right. The
place is completely deserted.

270
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,840
I think we ought to make sure, sir. It's
quite a big island.

271
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,080
First things first, Sergeant.

272
00:16:44,989 --> 00:16:47,730
We'll find a suitable place for our
observation post and set up a watch.

273
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:50,010
After that, we'll make another recce.
Very well, sir.

274
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:51,430
And get the men.

275
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:52,730
Yes, sir.

276
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,329
Back up with the T, Finch.

277
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:06,530
It won't be long, sir.

278
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:09,310
Any contact yet, Sergeant?

279
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:10,730
Something's coming through, sir.

280
00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:12,670
Hold on.

281
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,150
I think I've got Radio Cairo.

282
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:17,940
Anything wrong?

283
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,680
No, sir. Rather good news, really. It
sounds as if the Allies have invaded

284
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,760
Sicily. Good heavens.

285
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,339
Then we've been sent here on a wild
goose chase.

286
00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:26,780
Now, I don't want to hear that kind of
talk, Ackroyd. You heard what Major

287
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,479
Mortimer said.

288
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,240
The invasion of Sicily is probably a
diversion anyway. The main thrust may

289
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,240
come through here.

290
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,340
In which case, our task will be all the
more important.

291
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,840
All right.

292
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,960
Four down for five minutes.

293
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:42,420
What a dump.

294
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,580
No wonder everyone's scarpered.

295
00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:47,730
It's lucky we're not going to be here
long, sir. There doesn't seem to be any

296
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:49,930
fresh water. Well, I hope things will go
easy with what we've got.

297
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:51,950
What's he supposed to be cooking?

298
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,870
He said he was rather good on soup, sir.

299
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:57,250
Oops. Listen, if he's good on anything,
I'll kiss my Aunt Nellie's...

300
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:02,270
What do you make of that, Sergeant?

301
00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,510
Sounded like someone shouting in a
foreign language to me.

302
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,110
Probably wants to know the time.

303
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:11,370
Get down, you fool! Do you want to be
shot?

304
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,090
It's all right, sir.

305
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:14,230
Take a butcher's hook.

306
00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:23,340
And I told him not to leave the post.
Well, let's face it, sir. If there are

307
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,700
Germans on this side of the island,
they'd have known about us by now.

308
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,180
Yeah, well, I'm afraid you're right,
Sergeant.

309
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,540
Well, I suppose the best thing we can do
is to remain at our observation post

310
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,760
until we're picked up tomorrow night.

311
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,680
That doesn't mean reduce our vigilance,
Aykroyd.

312
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,640
Uh, no, sir. Right.

313
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:48,740
Sir, I've been looking for you
everywhere. Soup's up. You indescribable

314
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,240
Haven't you learned anything since you
were in the army?

315
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,600
I was only doing my best, sir.

316
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,680
No sign of them yet.

317
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,120
They're over two hours late.

318
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,880
Anything come through yet, Sergeant?

319
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,039
No, sir.

320
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,280
Flash the orders again, Aykroyd.

321
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:21,910
Sir, what happens if the Navy doesn't
arrive?

322
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,390
We'll have to wait till they do.

323
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,470
Well, if you ask me, we're up to our
neck.

324
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,750
Well, nobody did ask you.

325
00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:29,330
It's a pity we can't give them a call on
the WT, sir.

326
00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:30,610
Now, you know our order, Sergeant.

327
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:33,550
We're only to break WT silence when
reporting enemy movements.

328
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,210
Yes, sir, but... You'll have to leave
that to my judgment.

329
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:36,730
In the meantime, let's be patient.

330
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,230
Try again, Eckhart.

331
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,940
Oh, 800 hours, sir. No sign of anything.

332
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,820
I've just been listening to the news.
There's no doubt the main offensive is

333
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:05,659
through Sicily.

334
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,720
I expect in the excitement they've
forgotten all about us.

335
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,480
Oh, I sincerely hope not.

336
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640
Better wake up the other two.

337
00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:12,780
Yes, sir.

338
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:14,740
Aykroyd.

339
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,300
Aykroyd! Come on.

340
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,620
Finch. Finch!

341
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:18,860
Wake up. Come on.

342
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,320
We'd better get some breakfast going,
Aykroyd.

343
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,520
Go easy with the water.

344
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:24,980
Yes, sir.

345
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,200
I'll make the tea with rum, if you like,
sir.

346
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,200
In that case, sir, could I go and have a
wash and brush up?

347
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:31,660
Yeah, but don't be too long about it.

348
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,160
Right, sir.

349
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:36,600
We'll have to start looking round for
some food shortly, sir. Our rations

350
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,600
last more than a day.

351
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,980
What if there's anything to shoot?

352
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,860
There's plenty of fish in the sea, sir.

353
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,300
Oh, that's a good idea, Croyd.

354
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:43,900
Pity you didn't mention that to Finch.

355
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,260
Finch? He couldn't catch anything.

356
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,680
Not even a cold.

357
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,169
Good morning.

358
00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:09,070
I say, that's German.

359
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,970
at the top of his voice.

360
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:47,869
Sir.

361
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:49,690
Well, Finch, what is it? Can't he wait
till you get dressed?

362
00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:53,070
Sir, I've seen a German, sir. A German?
Are you sure?

363
00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:54,209
Quite sure, sir.

364
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:56,130
I heard him speak, sir. What, did you
attack him?

365
00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:58,930
Oh, no, sir. I couldn't, sir. He hadn't
any clothes on. What, did he attack you?

366
00:21:59,170 --> 00:21:59,849
No, sir.

367
00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:01,190
I hadn't any clothes on either, sir.

368
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,570
Blimey, what a war. The battle of the
sunbathers.

369
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:05,870
If there's one, there must be others.
Well, come on. We'd better find them

370
00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:09,130
before they find us. Yes, come on, sir.
And, Finch. Yes, sir? Would you please

371
00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:10,130
get properly dressed?

372
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:11,310
Oh, yes. I'm sorry, sir.

373
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,800
Yes, sir.

374
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,159
Sorry, sir.

375
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,540
Are you sure you saw a German? Yes, sir.
Quite sure, sir.

376
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,400
I'm frightfully sorry, sir.

377
00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:04,540
Look.

378
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,580
Looks like some sort of fortress.

379
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,380
It's a monastery, sir.

380
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:09,820
Early Byzantine.

381
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:13,519
Good gracious.

382
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,279
What is it, sir?

383
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,280
Look up on the right -hand wall.

384
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,440
Pants and socks.

385
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,940
And I'll bet they're not early
Byzantine, either.

386
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,940
You think that's a German HQ, sir? Yes,
and they're probably out looking for us.

387
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,699
Oh, dear.

388
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,160
I hope there ain't many of them. There
can't be many.

389
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,720
Whatever their number, we've got to
shift them. There's no alternative.

390
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,060
We lay out for the rest of the day and
get some rest.

391
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,500
We attack after dark.

392
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,720
Oh, dear, oh, dear.

393
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,800
There's a light showing they're not
expecting us, all set? Yes, sir. Right,

394
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,300
once, sir. You stay here and give cover,
and don't hesitate to fire if

395
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:58,900
necessary. Yes, sir. Finch. Yes, sir.

396
00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:01,840
There's a door straight ahead. You make
for it, and when I give the order, open

397
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,620
it. Yes, sir. I'll go in first with the
Tommy gun, you next, Sergeant, then

398
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:05,559
Finch. Understood?

399
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560
Yes, sir. Right.

400
00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,359
Good luck.

401
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,360
Come on, let's go.

402
00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:09,420
Finch.

403
00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:38,290
Caught my foot.

404
00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:39,470
Get on.

405
00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:52,210
Sorry, sir. I caught the other one.

406
00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:53,109
Go on.

407
00:24:53,110 --> 00:24:54,110
The door.

408
00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:24,590
Doesn't seem to be anyone at home, sir.
Maybe it's a trick. Spit out.

409
00:25:45,850 --> 00:25:46,850
Sir?

410
00:25:49,870 --> 00:25:52,950
I suppose that couldn't be a white flag,
could it? It could be, I suppose.

411
00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:55,110
It is a white flag.

412
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:58,330
Good evening, gentlemen.

413
00:25:59,410 --> 00:26:00,950
Allow me to introduce myself.

414
00:26:01,650 --> 00:26:06,690
Hauptmann, I beg your pardon, Captain
Eduard von Kreuzling at your service.

415
00:26:06,970 --> 00:26:07,869
Hands up!

416
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:08,990
Oh, come now, Lieutenant.

417
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,370
There's no need for dramatics.

418
00:26:11,810 --> 00:26:12,810
Hands up or I shoot!

419
00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:15,590
Shoot an officer who's shown the white
flag?

420
00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:17,630
Surely that's not cricket?

421
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,700
I'll see what he's got to say for
himself. Perhaps he wants to surrender.

422
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,460
I presume he wishes to surrender.

423
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:24,840
How many men have you got?

424
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,720
The same number as you have.

425
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,060
Three.

426
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,960
Now, may I ask you a question?

427
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:34,640
Certainly not. You're my prisoner. On
the contrary, we are having a parley

428
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,640
the white flag.

429
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:37,420
Oh, well.

430
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,480
What is it?

431
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:42,420
Perhaps your other man, the one outside,
would care to join us?

432
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,160
What do you think, Sergeant?

433
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,280
I suppose it's all right.

434
00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:48,540
Finch, get a crud. Yes, Sergeant.

435
00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:49,780
Excuse me.

436
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,880
Schmidt?

437
00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:58,180
Here, beer, bitte.

438
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,280
That is a secret passage leading to the
vaults below.

439
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:07,020
Most of the old monasteries have at
least one of them.

440
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,800
Sorry, sir, I caught my... Here's Acker,
sir.

441
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,900
Cool, a free one already.

442
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,320
Won't you sit down, gentlemen?

443
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,720
Do you smoke?

444
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,760
No, thank you.

445
00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:39,300
Ah, gentlemen, let me introduce Hermann
Schmidt, our cook.

446
00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:51,490
I say, have you got a fizzy lemonade,
please?

447
00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:53,010
Yeah, yeah.

448
00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:54,590
Cheerio.

449
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:02,830
Now, isn't this better than lying dead
outside?

450
00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:04,370
Rather. What do you mean?

451
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,870
We could have picked you off any time we
wished.

452
00:28:07,350 --> 00:28:11,010
However, I am a peaceful man and do not
care for unnecessary bloodshed.

453
00:28:11,930 --> 00:28:12,930
Now to business.

454
00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:14,430
Let me tell you my position.

455
00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:20,380
I was posted to this island 18 months
ago to take charge of a U -boat supply

456
00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:22,780
depot which is located beneath this
monastery.

457
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:29,020
However, I received no orders, no
communication from anyone for the past

458
00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:33,780
months. A situation which I find most
agreeable and which I hope will continue

459
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:34,900
until the war is over.

460
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,400
You mean they've forgotten all about
you?

461
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:43,160
Precisely. In the confusion of modern
war, it often happens to a small unit

462
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:43,999
as ours.

463
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,120
Well, we haven't been forgotten.

464
00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:47,320
Yeah, we haven't been picked up yet,
neither.

465
00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:51,060
Until you are, there are two courses
open to us.

466
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:56,740
Either to fight it out, and having
unlimited food and ammunition, we are

467
00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:57,740
to win.

468
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:03,520
Or we can settle down and live
harmoniously until either your side or

469
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,660
arrives on the scene.

470
00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:06,320
What an outrageous suggestion.

471
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,100
We fight it out. Don't be too hasty,
Lieutenant.

472
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,640
Think it over.

473
00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:14,490
It seems to me a thoroughly logical and
intelligent scheme.

474
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:18,310
If you think we're going to hobnob with
a bunch of Germans, it was merely a

475
00:29:18,310 --> 00:29:19,310
suggestion.

476
00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:22,430
We don't want to be killed any more than
you do.

477
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,190
Perhaps you'd like to talk it over
amongst yourselves.

478
00:29:27,290 --> 00:29:31,350
And shall we declare an amnesty for,
say, 24 hours?

479
00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:35,250
Take it that none of us is in a hurry to
die.

480
00:29:35,670 --> 00:29:36,870
It's a preposterous idea.

481
00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:39,390
Not worth considering.

482
00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,440
Oh, why not, sir?

483
00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:44,580
Because a soldier just doesn't do that
sort of thing.

484
00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:48,260
Oh, I wouldn't say that, sir. During
Alexander's march to the Red Sea... I

485
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,260
a British soldier.

486
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:53,800
24 hours, then?

487
00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,180
Very well. Can't do any harm, I suppose.

488
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,360
24 hours, then.

489
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,900
But no monkey business, otherwise the
whole thing's off.

490
00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:04,480
You have my word.

491
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,620
I presume that I have yours.

492
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,860
Until 11 .30 tomorrow night, then,
gentlemen.

493
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,520
You think the Navy will turn up, Sarge?
I don't see why not.

494
00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:44,780
And what'll we do if they don't? Fight,
of course.

495
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,900
A fat lot of good, that'll do us.

496
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,340
Look, I don't see any point in all
getting knocked off when we can come to

497
00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:51,920
nice, friendly arrangement like.

498
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,600
Do you, sir? Well, naturally not.

499
00:30:54,860 --> 00:30:57,460
Now, look here, Accord, I don't want
that kind of talk. And put that cigar

500
00:30:58,580 --> 00:30:59,740
May I say something, sir?

501
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Well, what is it, Finch?

502
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,280
Well, I've been thinking, sir.

503
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,860
If they've been forgotten for nine
months and we've only been forgotten for

504
00:31:05,860 --> 00:31:08,560
hours, then our Navy's bound to turn up
before theirs.

505
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,020
Yeah. And then they'd be our prisoners
and Bob's your uncle.

506
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,400
Wouldn't they, sir?

507
00:31:14,780 --> 00:31:16,500
Yeah. There's something in that.

508
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,640
What do you think, Sergeant?

509
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,700
You know what I think, sir.

510
00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:22,440
I want no part of it.

511
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,840
Yeah. I see what you mean.

512
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,820
I've made up my mind, Sergeant. I'm
breaking WT's silence and asking for

513
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:39,820
instructions.

514
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,080
The set's packed up.

515
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,519
What's wrong with it?

516
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,280
I think it's one of the valves. It must
have had some sort of a knock. Oh, my

517
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,980
goodness. I hope not. We haven't got any
spares.

518
00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:51,920
I know what it is. It sabotages those
blasted Germans. All that talk of a

519
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,180
It isn't that, sir. It's been working
all right till now.

520
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,380
Well, then it's that damn fool Finch.
Where is he?

521
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,760
Trying to catch our breakfast.

522
00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:04,660
Wait. I'll get the hat.

523
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,400
It's a bit small, isn't it? Listen, a
sardine's better than a tadpole, mate.

524
00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:13,580
Good morning, gentlemen.

525
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:14,740
Oh, good morning, sir.

526
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,160
Um, we... What's the matter? Are you
trying to win the Iron Cross?

527
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,800
What else could I say?

528
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,360
Nothing, Clot.

529
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,840
Come on.

530
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,720
If you're looking for fish, you won't
find them there.

531
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:31,540
Could we ask him where we will?

532
00:32:31,940 --> 00:32:33,640
He won't tell us. We could try.

533
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,240
Where is the best place? Mine here?

534
00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:40,800
There is a secret for the moment.

535
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,800
But one thing I can tell you, grilled,
they're delicious.

536
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:48,140
Grilled, they're delicious.

537
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,760
I'd like to grill him, both sides.

538
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,480
Terry.

539
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:59,940
Damn. Now we're left to fight without
communications, about 100 rounds of ammo

540
00:32:59,940 --> 00:33:00,819
and no supplies.

541
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:02,060
Don't worry, sir, we'll do our best.

542
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,320
You're right, Sergeant.

543
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:05,880
We mustn't give in.

544
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,080
Ah, did you catch anything?

545
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:10,340
How would you like them, sir?

546
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,060
Fillet, little oil, or mason?

547
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,820
They're a bit small, aren't they?

548
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,700
The German officer said we were fishing
in the wrong place, sir. You haven't

549
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:17,700
been talking to him?

550
00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:20,880
No, not exactly, sir. He talked to us.

551
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,680
Oh, well, it's no good cooking those
things.

552
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,940
Come on, we must find ourselves some
food and some fresh water. There's bound

553
00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:27,060
be a well in the monastery, sir.

554
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,120
Yes, and I dare say we'll find pussy at
the bottom of it.

555
00:33:50,090 --> 00:33:51,049
of that machine gun.

556
00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:52,050
Neither do I.

557
00:33:52,170 --> 00:33:54,690
But I'm more concerned at the moment of
finding out where they get that water.

558
00:33:54,970 --> 00:33:56,670
Yeah, and having a drink of it.

559
00:34:07,730 --> 00:34:08,730
Yes.

560
00:34:08,810 --> 00:34:10,550
Well, we weren't so much out against
that gun.

561
00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:12,489
Probably got others as well.

562
00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:16,330
Mind you, British soldiers have overcome
greater odds than these.

563
00:34:16,690 --> 00:34:18,330
Yeah, but the old thing makes no sense
to me.

564
00:34:18,710 --> 00:34:20,210
Either we kill them or they kill us.

565
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:21,510
It makes no difference.

566
00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:23,650
Shut up, Aykroyd. I've had enough of
your defeatist talk.

567
00:34:23,870 --> 00:34:25,150
It's not defeatist.

568
00:34:25,409 --> 00:34:26,409
It's using your loaf.

569
00:34:26,929 --> 00:34:30,070
Look, we play ball till the Navy gets
back. We live to fight till another day.

570
00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:31,370
That should suit you.

571
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,170
What do you think, sir?

572
00:34:33,429 --> 00:34:36,790
Well, if I thought they were doing
anything to help the German war effort,

573
00:34:36,790 --> 00:34:38,570
wouldn't even consider the matter. But
they're not.

574
00:34:39,090 --> 00:34:40,949
It doesn't matter if they're Germans,
but they're alive or dead.

575
00:34:41,690 --> 00:34:42,690
What do you think, Sergeant?

576
00:34:42,850 --> 00:34:44,290
A soldier's duty is to fight.

577
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:48,239
As is not the reason why, as is but the
do or die.

578
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:50,340
Shakespeare. No, no, Lord Tennyson.

579
00:34:50,739 --> 00:34:51,598
Oh, yeah.

580
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,880
I wish sometimes you'd discuss
situations like this or not, too. I'm

581
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,340
are many historical precedents, sir.

582
00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:59,460
During the Peninsular War, they did no
fighting in the winter at all.

583
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:00,820
What's that got to do with it?

584
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,100
Well, nothing, really.

585
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:06,360
It was just a matter of expediency.

586
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,860
Expediency. That's it.

587
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,960
I'll play that German officer at his own
game.

588
00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:13,080
I fancy I'm just as clever as he is.

589
00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:16,830
Yes. Yes, of course you are, sir. Well,
that settles it.

590
00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:18,610
We'll box clever till the Navy arrives.

591
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,150
Agreed? Agreed. Rather.

592
00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:21,950
Right. Follow me.

593
00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:27,570
Well, it looks like we'll be getting our
dinner after all.

594
00:35:44,170 --> 00:35:45,170
Good morning.

595
00:35:45,670 --> 00:35:47,030
You have reached a decision?

596
00:35:48,150 --> 00:35:52,950
Yes. I have decided to avoid unnecessary
bloodshed. And I am willing to discuss

597
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:53,950
your proposition.

598
00:35:54,170 --> 00:35:58,090
Splendid. Splendid. But first, won't you
join us at lunch?

599
00:35:58,470 --> 00:35:59,470
If you insist.

600
00:35:59,810 --> 00:36:02,970
Naturally. If your men will join Felby
with Meister.

601
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:06,510
Meister. To be fair, Herr Hoppen.
Sergeant.

602
00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:07,990
Carry on.

603
00:36:09,170 --> 00:36:10,170
Lieutenants, please.

604
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,000
I'm delighted that common sense has
prevailed, Lieutenant.

605
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:26,500
Between ourselves, it'll be a relief to
have someone of my own intellectual

606
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,700
standards to talk to.

607
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,180
That's very nice of you to say, sir.

608
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,960
Chateau Petit Village.

609
00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:35,200
One may not like the French people, but
one cannot help appreciating their

610
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,200
wines.

611
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,360
Delicious.

612
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Help yourself.

613
00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:54,488
Come, come, Lieutenant.

614
00:36:54,490 --> 00:36:55,670
Take as much as you want.

615
00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:58,350
We have enough here to last us for
years.

616
00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:08,610
Hey, look at this. Tin chicken.

617
00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:10,450
You're living like kings.

618
00:37:10,850 --> 00:37:12,310
Better than a naffy, eh, Sarge?

619
00:37:13,450 --> 00:37:17,250
I would like it clearly understood that
I'm not in agreement with the Hoffman's

620
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,250
arrangements.

621
00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:19,670
Neither am I.

622
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:23,540
Well, now you've got that, sir, would
you mind if I salt and pepper up?

623
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,360
Right.

624
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:35,620
My goodness, that was a good lunch.

625
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:37,720
You have an excellent cook, Hauptmann.

626
00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:41,700
Oh, Schmidt isn't bad considering, but
of course he has a limited repertoire.

627
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,200
Perhaps tomorrow one of your men would
like to try his ham.

628
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,040
Oh, you like English food?

629
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,700
Oh, yes, indeed. I learned to enjoy it
at Oxford.

630
00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:51,420
I'm a Balliol man.

631
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:58,820
I thought this is the most suitable spot
to discuss our non -aggression pact.

632
00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:03,940
Please. Thank you.

633
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,020
Now,

634
00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:17,780
my suggestion is that our two forces do
what little work there is, cleaning,

635
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:18,880
cooking, and so on.

636
00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:22,550
And you and I take alternate weeks as
camp commandant.

637
00:38:23,030 --> 00:38:24,630
Purely nominal duties, of course.

638
00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:26,210
Will that suit you?

639
00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:28,010
Oh, well, that seems fair enough.

640
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:32,670
Should the British arrive here first, we
will be your prisoners.

641
00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:34,410
But should the Germans,

642
00:38:35,270 --> 00:38:36,270
you will be ours.

643
00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:37,390
Agreed?

644
00:38:38,330 --> 00:38:39,990
Agreed. Good.

645
00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:46,110
Then till either of these unpleasant
eventualities occur, let us enjoy the

646
00:38:46,110 --> 00:38:47,930
pleasures of the Adriatic.

647
00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:09,150
I have been

648
00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:11,270
ordered by the Herr Hauptmann to provide
you with accommodation.

649
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:14,590
I've arranged it as far away from ours
as possible.

650
00:39:14,930 --> 00:39:17,050
Good. Well, let's have a look at it.

651
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,910
Put everything on the table, please.

652
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,840
This is Frederick Ackroyd, and I'm Eric
Finch.

653
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,780
Johann Wolfgang Voss.

654
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,560
Hermann Schmidt von Dusseldorf.

655
00:39:57,820 --> 00:40:02,820
I say, not the Johann Wolfgang Voss who
wrote 10 ,000 Decades Before Man.

656
00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:04,840
Ja, you know it.

657
00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:06,540
Ja. I mean, yes.

658
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,620
I say, what a bit of luck, Ackers.

659
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:11,380
Professor Voss is one of the world's
most famous archaeologists.

660
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:12,459
Oh,

661
00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:13,740
I'm perfectly spiffed.

662
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,700
You are interested.

663
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,760
Yes. I mean, ja.

664
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:25,640
Excuse me, but I have found on this
island some very interesting things.

665
00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:27,800
You like to see them? Oh, rather.

666
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,380
I say, Akers, do you think anyone would
mind?

667
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:33,420
Why should they? This might be the start
of a beautiful friendship.

668
00:40:56,170 --> 00:40:57,530
It's got a pterodactyl.

669
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:58,830
Yeah.

670
00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:01,070
I think a perfect skeleton.

671
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:02,390
Yes.

672
00:41:02,510 --> 00:41:03,970
It's long and tedious work.

673
00:41:04,510 --> 00:41:05,930
If only I had some help.

674
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,930
Oh, I'd be greatly honored to help you,
Prof.

675
00:41:08,270 --> 00:41:10,730
I've often helped Dr. Wentworth, the
head in the school museum.

676
00:41:11,150 --> 00:41:14,950
I'm not very good at it, I'm afraid. No,
that's good. Come, we start at once.

677
00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:18,250
Oh, I say. In two weeks, we lay it bare.

678
00:41:18,470 --> 00:41:19,990
Oh, how absolutely super.

679
00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:24,670
Oh, I'm so sorry, Professor.

680
00:41:25,430 --> 00:41:26,430
That's all right.

681
00:41:32,810 --> 00:41:38,190
Good morning. Good morning.

682
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:39,410
Would you care to join us?

683
00:41:39,470 --> 00:41:41,390
No, thank you. I'm going for a swim.

684
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,510
Good morning, Sir Fable.

685
00:41:44,810 --> 00:41:45,810
Good morning, Altman.

686
00:41:48,470 --> 00:41:50,410
All right, that's enough. Stand easy.

687
00:41:50,790 --> 00:41:52,210
A couple of words before we dismiss.

688
00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:54,700
Routine orders for the day.

689
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,900
I should expect you to keep your
quarters spotless and to give a hand

690
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,080
general domestic services, etc.

691
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:04,180
Understood? Yes, sir. As part of the
peace terms, I've agreed with Hartman

692
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:07,260
Krisling that we should be responsible
on alternate days for the cooking

693
00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:08,260
arrangements.

694
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,260
Would one of you care to volunteer?

695
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,000
Right, Aykroyd, you're the cook.

696
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,720
Oh, turn it up, sir.

697
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,380
What about Finchie? Why should he lay in
the sun all day while I cook my fingers

698
00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:20,800
to the bone? You heard what the
lieutenant said, Aykroyd.

699
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,820
Listen, I can't even boil an egg. Why,
do your best, Ackroyd. It's only a

700
00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:25,820
of common sense.

701
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,780
Just throw a few things in the pan and
see they don't burn and all that.

702
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,700
All right, dismissed.

703
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:35,340
Charming. Uh, Fishy, what about giving
us a hand tonight? Sorry, Ackers, I'm

704
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,680
going to be busy with the professor all
morning.

705
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:39,120
I'll get cracking, Ackroyd.

706
00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:50,580
Right -o, Schmitty.

707
00:43:15,819 --> 00:43:17,220
I am cook today.

708
00:43:21,070 --> 00:43:24,010
Well, thank you very much for your
interesting little talk.

709
00:43:26,010 --> 00:43:27,670
Didn't understand a bloody word of it.

710
00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:42,370
What is your fellow giving us, by the
way?

711
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:46,230
Oh, I didn't order anything specific. I
rather left it to him.

712
00:45:54,970 --> 00:45:56,310
What is it, Ackroyd?

713
00:45:56,630 --> 00:45:57,870
Well, I don't know, really, sir.

714
00:45:58,090 --> 00:46:00,910
But it's a sort of Lancashire rock pop
cum chop suey.

715
00:46:02,270 --> 00:46:03,690
Well, don't look at it, sir. Eat it.

716
00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:06,510
Oh, that's enough for me. Thank you.

717
00:46:42,540 --> 00:46:43,900
Mmm. Delicious.

718
00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:45,920
Absolutely delicious.

719
00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:47,460
Garnet.

720
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:50,480
Oh, this is the best curry I've tasted
for years.

721
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,940
Congratulations, Ackroyd.

722
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,320
Excellent.

723
00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:56,880
Oh, thank you, sir.

724
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,620
Schmidt says that you are a genius, and
I agree with him.

725
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,200
I say, Ackers, he's absolutely a wizzo.

726
00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:18,980
Yeah, looks like you were elected cook
for capes.

727
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,280
Well, that's the last time he gets
asked.

728
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,440
Hello, Ackers. Seen the prof?

729
00:47:29,660 --> 00:47:32,020
No. Oh, I expect he's gone down to the
site.

730
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,180
I say, Ackers, would you like to see the
professor's pterodactyl?

731
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,160
I beg your pardon?

732
00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:38,780
Certainly not.

733
00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:45,040
You never get tired of polishing that
gun, do you, Sergeant?

734
00:47:45,380 --> 00:47:46,380
No, Finch.

735
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,620
You never know when it may be needed.

736
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,840
This isn't getting us anywhere.

737
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,700
Beating you up isn't going to make me
feel any better.

738
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,280
We are soldiers.

739
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:34,660
It is our duty to fight, to take part in
this war.

740
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:39,280
The war's left us behind, and there's
nothing we can do about it.

741
00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:40,580
We could escape.

742
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,500
Could we get to Greece in a dinghy?

743
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,280
Men have made more difficult journeys.

744
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,280
Yeah. I'm prepared to have a go. How
about you? Yeah.

745
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,620
Right. Then we'll leave as soon as
possible.

746
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,940
I do have another glass, Pomeroy.

747
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:08,340
A very rich and vibrant vintage, don't
you think?

748
00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:11,220
You really are most fortunate with your
wines, Edouard.

749
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,580
Well, naturally, as missing officer, I
selected them myself.

750
00:50:38,930 --> 00:50:40,010
Oh, no, Eric.

751
00:50:40,530 --> 00:50:42,590
This is the lower breast spoon.

752
00:50:43,070 --> 00:50:44,070
Really?

753
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,250
Here, Professor.

754
00:50:46,590 --> 00:50:50,350
If I had your brains, I'd assemble a
different kind of bird than that. A nice

755
00:50:50,350 --> 00:50:54,150
pink one with lovely golden hair and two
enormous... All right, Aykroyd. 2 ,200

756
00:50:54,150 --> 00:50:55,290
hours. Your guard.

757
00:51:22,669 --> 00:51:24,910
The supplies are all loaded. And the
paddles.

758
00:51:25,310 --> 00:51:26,310
Give me a hand.

759
00:51:26,830 --> 00:51:27,830
Come on, let's go.

760
00:51:50,350 --> 00:51:51,670
Oh, hello, sir. Going fishing?

761
00:51:52,010 --> 00:51:55,470
Thought I'd chance my arm. Jolly good,
sir. Hope you catch some whoppers. So do

762
00:51:55,470 --> 00:51:56,470
I.

763
00:51:57,290 --> 00:51:58,550
I say, what's that, Prof?

764
00:51:58,810 --> 00:52:01,950
I don't know yet. We have much to dig
before we can tell. Right.

765
00:52:05,450 --> 00:52:06,450
Careful, Eric.

766
00:52:06,650 --> 00:52:08,410
I'm frightfully sorry, Prof. I got
carried away.

767
00:52:08,630 --> 00:52:09,790
Digging for victory and all that.

768
00:52:10,510 --> 00:52:11,510
Oh, sorry.

769
00:52:24,970 --> 00:52:28,590
That sounds like the CO. I think he
wants us. It sounds important.

770
00:52:29,030 --> 00:52:30,850
What could be important on this island?

771
00:52:31,390 --> 00:52:32,390
Please, Eric.

772
00:52:32,490 --> 00:52:33,490
Oh, sorry.

773
00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:35,050
Dance, boss!

774
00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:37,290
Quickly, I can't swim!

775
00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:43,290
Hang on, I'll be with you in a minute.

776
00:52:43,710 --> 00:52:44,710
Coming,

777
00:52:45,810 --> 00:52:46,810
coming!

778
00:53:27,799 --> 00:53:29,280
I think I'd better go and see what he
wanted.

779
00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:32,660
I'll say we didn't hear him. Then how
would you know that he wanted us?

780
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:34,940
Oh, I hadn't thought of that.

781
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,140
Good gracious, the CO's caught a woman.

782
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:16,240
I

783
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:32,060
say,

784
00:54:32,140 --> 00:54:33,078
are you all right?

785
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:33,979
Oh, sir.

786
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:37,060
How do you do? My name's Eric Finch.
This is Professor Voss.

787
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:38,580
Can I help you?

788
00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:41,320
Ah, Frotnish.

789
00:54:43,759 --> 00:54:46,260
She doesn't seem to speak English or
German, sir.

790
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,700
I think

791
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:58,180
she's some sort of a Slav, sir. Can you
understand?

792
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,180
No, we don't do that at Botany House,
sir.

793
00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:04,420
Oh,

794
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:05,920
really?

795
00:55:18,670 --> 00:55:20,570
What happened to you?

796
00:55:24,390 --> 00:55:28,510
Good gracious.

797
00:55:29,170 --> 00:55:30,210
What did she say?

798
00:55:30,450 --> 00:55:33,850
Something about being sort of
shipwrecked, sir. And she's sort of

799
00:55:34,090 --> 00:55:35,090
Why didn't you say so before?

800
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:39,160
Let's take the monastery right away and
get these wet clothes off her. I say,

801
00:55:39,180 --> 00:55:39,839
steady, sir.

802
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,360
Oh, I don't know what I mean. Excuse me.

803
00:55:44,620 --> 00:55:46,460
Don't worry, sir. Back for you in a
jiff.

804
00:55:54,740 --> 00:55:57,540
If I was you, I'd stick a few dried
prunes in that stew.

805
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:58,760
Make a nice change.

806
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,300
I say, act as quickly. The helpman wants
some hot coffee immediately.

807
00:56:01,980 --> 00:56:05,200
Now, what's the matter with him? It's
only half past nine and already he wants

808
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,200
his elevenses.

809
00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:12,480
Coffee won't be a moment, sir.

810
00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:16,400
Il caffè pronto una minute. So don't
worry.

811
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,120
Oh, hello, sir. Still feeling dicky?

812
00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:23,240
Well, you're a fine lot, I must say.

813
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,080
There was I.

814
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,680
Oh, hello.

815
00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:29,940
Say, uh...

816
00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:33,040
Though we have met before, we've not
been properly introduced.

817
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,040
My name is Lieutenant Brown.

818
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:39,040
She doesn't understand a word you say,
Pomeroy. She's a slob. Oh, that's a

819
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:41,760
I must do something about her, make some
arrangements for her.

820
00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:43,320
Find her somewhere to sleep.

821
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,040
Oh, well, she can come into my room.

822
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,180
I mean, I'll move in with you. Certainly
not. Most inconvenient.

823
00:56:48,820 --> 00:56:50,360
Both of us, I mean. All right.

824
00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:52,280
Where's Sergeant Bolter?

825
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,440
I don't know, sir. He seems to have
disappeared.

826
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,420
I think he and Sergeant Meister must
have gone on a fishing expedition.

827
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:02,140
Oh. Well, then I suggest that we put
this young lady into Boulter's room, and

828
00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:05,160
then Boulter can move in with you,
Finch. Yes, sir. Is that all right with

829
00:57:05,180 --> 00:57:08,980
Edward? Very well, but she must take
things quietly for the next 24 hours.

830
00:57:09,580 --> 00:57:13,000
Tomorrow she should be fully recovered,
I hope. Yes, sir, sir, do I.

831
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,480
Crumpy!

832
00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:25,000
In view of yesterday's unexpected turn
of events...

833
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,240
I refer, of course, to having a female
person in our midst.

834
00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:34,020
Halfmer von Krisling and myself have
decided to enforce stringent

835
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,000
One, there will be no swearing.

836
00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:39,180
Two,

837
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:42,220
personnel will appear properly dressed
at all times.

838
00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:48,760
Three, female quarters will be out of
bounds to all ranks.

839
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:54,280
Four, when the lady goes to the beach
for ablutions,

840
00:57:55,070 --> 00:57:56,530
Her privacy will be respected.

841
00:57:57,570 --> 00:57:58,570
Is that clear?

842
00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:02,270
Anything you wish to add?

843
00:58:03,270 --> 00:58:04,270
If I may.

844
00:58:07,170 --> 00:58:09,930
Most of us haven't seen a woman for a
considerable time.

845
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:13,750
I suggest, therefore, that we try to
keep our sense of proportion.

846
00:58:14,790 --> 00:58:20,070
You will be helped in this respect by
thinking constantly of your wife, your

847
00:58:20,070 --> 00:58:23,370
sweetheart, even your sister or mother.

848
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:28,720
In this way, we can hope to give this
unfortunate young woman the respect her

849
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,720
sex deserves.

850
00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:32,100
Thank you very much, Edouard.

851
00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:34,140
Admirable sentiments.

852
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:35,500
All right, men.

853
00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:36,740
Dismissed.

854
00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:42,800
You know, I can't think what's happened
to Bolton and Meister.

855
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,340
Well, eh?

856
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,280
Meister's the most reliable man I've
got.

857
00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:47,560
Watch your language, sweetheart.

858
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,240
In any case, we have more important
things to think about.

859
00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:53,540
Yes, yes, of course.

860
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:57,460
Oh, um, Komi, Ti, Ikiyami.

861
00:58:58,620 --> 00:59:00,420
Elsa. Oh, Elsa.

862
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:02,140
Cool. Lovely.

863
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,500
Ackroyd! Sir? Haven't you any work to
do?

864
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,820
Well, fortunately, no, sir. I don't
start the cooking for another hour or so

865
00:59:08,820 --> 00:59:09,499
yet, sir.

866
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:12,620
I say, don't you think we should tell
her to button up her shirt?

867
00:59:13,740 --> 00:59:15,180
It's most disturbing for the men.

868
00:59:15,540 --> 00:59:16,660
Oh, I quite agree.

869
00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:19,440
Finch. Yes, sir?

870
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,880
Tell her to button up her shirt.

871
00:59:26,860 --> 00:59:27,738
Me, sir?

872
00:59:27,740 --> 00:59:28,558
Well, certainly.

873
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:29,900
You're the only one who speaks her
lingo.

874
00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:31,860
Oh, sir.

875
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,700
Vado a fare il bagno.

876
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,440
Oh.

877
01:00:01,940 --> 01:00:03,620
Your Italian seems a bit rusty, Finch.

878
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,240
I'm sorry, sir. I did my best.

879
01:00:05,540 --> 01:00:06,880
Anyway, she's going from bed, sir.

880
01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:11,740
Macroyd, where are you going? You know
my instructions.

881
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,900
Oh, I wasn't going out to the beach,
sir. I was just going to look for

882
01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:16,400
tasty for lunch, sir.

883
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:17,640
Well, look in the kitchen.

884
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,200
Yes, sir.

885
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,040
We go to the diggings. Yeah. Oh, do we
have to?

886
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,560
I do hope this girl isn't going to cause
any trouble.

887
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:32,440
You needn't worry, Pomeroy, with that
lovely fiancée of yours.

888
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:34,620
And you're married, aren't you?

889
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:36,760
Alas, unhappily.

890
01:00:37,420 --> 01:00:40,680
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll
do a little bird -watching.

891
01:01:10,510 --> 01:01:11,510
I say.

892
01:01:12,570 --> 01:01:14,870
It's a very good example of its kind.

893
01:01:15,730 --> 01:01:16,730
Beautifully formed.

894
01:01:16,950 --> 01:01:17,950
Do you not agree?

895
01:01:18,010 --> 01:01:19,010
I certainly do.

896
01:01:19,170 --> 01:01:21,010
I say, do you think it's all right to
look, Prof?

897
01:01:22,810 --> 01:01:23,810
Oh,

898
01:01:28,550 --> 01:01:29,550
Eric.

899
01:01:30,210 --> 01:01:32,230
You should be ashamed from yourself.

900
01:01:32,910 --> 01:01:34,290
You've seen a woman before.

901
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,460
Oh, I wasn't looking on purpose, Prof.

902
01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:42,380
The fact is, it's the first time I've
seen a girl in the... in the altogether.

903
01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:46,940
Eric, there's nothing to see. Just pink
flesh and boom, boom, boom.

904
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:52,760
The best thing is to forget all about
them. And if you can't, take a cold

905
01:01:52,940 --> 01:01:55,160
Yeah, that's what Dr. Wentworth told the
chaps at Botany House.

906
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,140
It just doesn't seem to work with me.

907
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,440
I know this will sound odd, Prof, but
you know, I like girls.

908
01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:02,740
Oh, Eric.

909
01:02:20,650 --> 01:02:24,310
Pomeroy, do have a look. I shall do
nothing of the sort, Edward.

910
01:02:24,550 --> 01:02:25,850
I think it's outrageous.

911
01:02:26,530 --> 01:02:27,530
Really?

912
01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:29,330
I think it's rather charming.

913
01:02:32,110 --> 01:02:33,210
I can't see anything.

914
01:02:33,990 --> 01:02:34,990
Oh, there.

915
01:02:39,390 --> 01:02:40,390
Oh.

916
01:02:42,370 --> 01:02:46,970
Oh, I do beg your pardon, my dear
fellow. I thought you were looking at

917
01:02:46,970 --> 01:02:47,868
something else.

918
01:02:47,870 --> 01:02:51,960
Come, come, Pomeroy. I hope you didn't
think that I was a peeping Tom. Well,

919
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,040
no, of course not.

920
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:54,560
Naturally not.

921
01:02:55,820 --> 01:02:56,820
My mistake.

922
01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:17,660
Oh.

923
01:03:19,790 --> 01:03:23,390
We're not making any progress. The
current's dead against us. What exactly

924
01:03:23,390 --> 01:03:24,129
you suggesting?

925
01:03:24,130 --> 01:03:25,810
There's no alternative. We'll have to
turn back.

926
01:03:26,230 --> 01:03:28,490
You realise we shall be treated as
deserters?

927
01:03:28,710 --> 01:03:30,330
We took the risk. We must take the
punishment.

928
01:03:31,550 --> 01:03:32,550
All right.

929
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,040
You like it?

930
01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:53,820
Why can't you look what you're doing?
I'm sorry, sir.

931
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,720
Isn't it time that you taught your men
how to serve a meal properly?

932
01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:59,600
Oh, really, there's no need to create a
scene. Do remember there's a lady...

933
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:03,060
Well, I can hardly forget that. With you
sitting there, ogling her like a

934
01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:04,060
lovesick schoolboy.

935
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:05,140
Well, barely.

936
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:06,900
I can't say you behave any better
yourself.

937
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:10,520
An unhappy marriage is no excuse for
playing footy -footy underneath the

938
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,060
Now look and see what you've done.

939
01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:15,300
You've made the girl blub. I've done no
such thing.

940
01:04:15,970 --> 01:04:18,030
Please accept our apologies.

941
01:04:18,290 --> 01:04:20,070
We have both behaved like children.

942
01:04:21,290 --> 01:04:22,630
We'll do something.

943
01:04:23,370 --> 01:04:26,390
Finch. Yes, sir? Come and find out
what's the matter.

944
01:04:26,670 --> 01:04:27,670
Yes, sir.

945
01:04:30,410 --> 01:04:31,750
Ask her what's worrying her.

946
01:04:49,799 --> 01:04:50,800
What's she saying?

947
01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:53,820
She's unhappy, sir. Well, we all know
that, you fool, but why?

948
01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:57,960
Well, sir, it seems she was going to be
a sort of queen of the grapes at some

949
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,080
kind of wine festival.

950
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:00,960
Ah, the goddess of Bacchanalia.

951
01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:04,780
She's naturally disappointed at missing
it. It was to be her big moment, you

952
01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:07,440
see. I suppose these things mean a lot
in a woman's life, don't they?

953
01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:10,480
Rather like being a debutante. I quite
agree.

954
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,660
Isn't there something we could do about
it?

955
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,380
How about having a party, sir?

956
01:05:14,650 --> 01:05:18,410
We could crown a queen in a night. Yes,
we could all dress up and have a

957
01:05:18,410 --> 01:05:21,970
bacchanalian orgy just like from 2 ,000
years ago.

958
01:05:22,470 --> 01:05:24,570
Bacchanalian orgy? I say, steady, prof.

959
01:05:25,150 --> 01:05:26,810
An admirable idea, Fos.

960
01:05:27,230 --> 01:05:28,670
I'm sure the lieutenant would agree.

961
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:32,990
Well, I'm 100 % in favor, but how do we
dress up? Oh, we have plenty of sheets

962
01:05:32,990 --> 01:05:38,610
in the storeroom, and I will volunteer
to be the mistress of the wardrobe. Sir,

963
01:05:38,830 --> 01:05:40,770
could we have a prize for the best
costume?

964
01:05:41,150 --> 01:05:43,630
Why not? If we're going to have a party,
let's do it properly.

965
01:05:44,750 --> 01:05:45,990
Finch, tell her.

966
01:05:46,210 --> 01:05:47,210
Yes, sir.

967
01:06:33,130 --> 01:06:34,069
The champagne.

968
01:06:34,070 --> 01:06:35,070
Yes, sir.

969
01:06:35,630 --> 01:06:37,370
Now, boss, what's the program?

970
01:06:37,810 --> 01:06:42,390
First we crown the goddess of
Bacchanalia, and then the public orator

971
01:06:42,390 --> 01:06:43,410
speech. And then?

972
01:06:43,650 --> 01:06:48,770
And then we eat. And then, according to
tradition, there follows drunkenness,

973
01:06:48,790 --> 01:06:52,170
debauchery, and licentiousness of all
kinds.

974
01:06:52,610 --> 01:06:53,610
Oh, lovely.

975
01:06:54,050 --> 01:06:56,130
I don't think we have to go that far.

976
01:06:56,430 --> 01:06:57,430
Yes, yes, sir.

977
01:06:57,450 --> 01:06:58,670
Schmidt, the crown.

978
01:07:00,070 --> 01:07:01,070
Jawohl, Herr Leutnant.

979
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,080
For our Princess of Bacchanalia.

980
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,480
Princess of Bacchanalia.

981
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:19,960
Vince, you'll have to be the public
orator.

982
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:21,240
Oh, all right, sir.

983
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:27,640
Tonight we are... Oh, sorry.

984
01:07:29,140 --> 01:07:34,020
Stasera, tu ci onora, con la tua
presenza.

985
01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:40,660
E siamo fiori di coronati Regina
Delphina. Bravo, Vince.

986
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,280
Oh,

987
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:01,120
she says thank you very much. Bravo!

988
01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:33,569
Dear Professor, what about all that
tradition you were talking about?

989
01:08:34,029 --> 01:08:36,770
It's getting a bit up in here, isn't it?
Can't we liven things up a bit?

990
01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:41,290
Could have been the feet of prowess, the
Olympic Games, dancing.

991
01:08:42,350 --> 01:08:43,390
Dancing, that's it.

992
01:08:44,529 --> 01:08:47,970
Oh, excuse me, sir, but I've been
approached by one or two of the other

993
01:08:48,029 --> 01:08:49,350
sir, to see if we couldn't have a bit of
a nop.

994
01:08:50,270 --> 01:08:51,270
Dancing, like, sir.

995
01:08:51,550 --> 01:08:52,930
That's a wonderful idea.

996
01:08:53,910 --> 01:08:57,910
Will you start the dancing or shall I?
Oh, excuse me, sir, but the idea we had

997
01:08:57,910 --> 01:08:59,930
in mind, sir, was something a bit more
communal, sir.

998
01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:01,910
Oh. Like the Paul Jones.

999
01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:04,800
Oh, I see. Well, we're a bit short of
girls, aren't we?

1000
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:07,479
Well, nevertheless, put on an
appropriate record.

1001
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:08,639
Yes, sir.

1002
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,439
Prince. Yes, sir? We're having a Paul
Jones.

1003
01:09:11,899 --> 01:09:13,979
Would you please explain to Miss Elsa
what happens?

1004
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:17,240
Yes, sir.

1005
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:21,279
Uh, Paula Jonesy.

1006
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:22,920
See?

1007
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:28,100
Here. Here's a turn -up for the book,
sir. The Gay Gordons. Ah.

1008
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,340
A relic of my Oxford days.

1009
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,439
I used to be a very keen Scottish
dancer.

1010
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,260
Were you really? Well, so was I.

1011
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:38,920
I suppose it's all right to do an
English dance to a Scottish tune dressed

1012
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:39,759
Roman costume.

1013
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,000
Take your partners for a Paul Jones,
please.

1014
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:43,800
Here, wait a minute.

1015
01:09:43,939 --> 01:09:47,020
Professor, you take over the gramophone
because you're a bit long in the tooth

1016
01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:47,978
for dancing.

1017
01:09:47,979 --> 01:09:51,340
Now, lady in the centre and gentlemen,
form a circle.

1018
01:10:12,970 --> 01:10:14,370
You must have done a bit of dancing.
Shall we?

1019
01:10:15,870 --> 01:10:17,090
Well, if you insist.

1020
01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:45,140
No point giving ourselves up tonight.

1021
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:46,780
We'd better wait till morning.

1022
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,000
We go now.

1023
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:49,840
The Hauptmann is a just man.

1024
01:10:50,340 --> 01:10:51,960
I should prefer we face him tonight.

1025
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:53,320
We go now.

1026
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:20,949
How should you?

1027
01:11:20,950 --> 01:11:24,370
You may not be a gentleman, Lieutenant,
but must you behave like a cad? Don't be

1028
01:11:24,370 --> 01:11:27,250
a blithering idiot, Chrisling. I was
clearly standing directly opposite Miss

1029
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:29,150
Elsa when the music stopped, and you
deliberately barred me.

1030
01:11:29,370 --> 01:11:31,570
It so happens I was prepared for someone
to hit below the belt.

1031
01:11:31,950 --> 01:11:35,810
Why don't you slosh the silly twerp, Mr.
Brown? What did you call the half -man?

1032
01:11:36,050 --> 01:11:37,490
Swinehorn? Silly twerp.

1033
01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:40,610
Anyway, you keep out of this, Grandad,
or I'll pop you onto you.

1034
01:11:42,430 --> 01:11:43,470
You're a smart one for this.

1035
01:11:44,210 --> 01:11:45,210
Don't you do that to me.

1036
01:11:46,210 --> 01:11:47,210
Don't you push me.

1037
01:11:47,230 --> 01:11:48,370
You can't pop it.

1038
01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:54,800
Say be careful What

1039
01:11:54,800 --> 01:12:06,840
is

1040
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,380
happening that's me

1041
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,000
perfectly ripping party and now
everybody's fighting.

1042
01:12:20,260 --> 01:12:22,900
Us against them. Come on, Sarge.

1043
01:13:03,530 --> 01:13:04,530
Look, sir, a periscope.

1044
01:13:08,510 --> 01:13:09,610
It's a submarine, all right.

1045
01:13:09,850 --> 01:13:11,270
Yes, but is it yours or ours?

1046
01:13:11,510 --> 01:13:13,210
We'll have to wait till it surfaces to
find out.

1047
01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:17,090
A tricky situation, eh, Pomeroy? Yes,
just what I was thinking, Edward.

1048
01:13:17,330 --> 01:13:19,110
I mean, are we your prisoners or are you
ours?

1049
01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:21,370
Well, what are we going to do, sir?

1050
01:13:21,810 --> 01:13:23,590
I don't know. We've got to do something
quick.

1051
01:13:24,050 --> 01:13:28,070
Sir, sir, do any of us have to be
prisoners, sir? If this sub's come to

1052
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:31,090
one unit, couldn't the other lie sort of
doggo, sir, until it's gone?

1053
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,320
An excellent suggestion.

1054
01:13:33,980 --> 01:13:36,300
If it's German, the island will be
yours.

1055
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,380
You can rely on us to play the game.

1056
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:42,500
And if it's British, you will be taken
away, and we shall be in exactly the

1057
01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:44,100
position as we were before you arrived.

1058
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,500
Yeah? And how do we know we can trust
you?

1059
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:50,720
Really, Sergeant, you must learn to
recognize a gentleman when you meet one.

1060
01:13:51,420 --> 01:13:52,480
You agree, Pomeroy?

1061
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,760
If we're caught obnobbing with this lot,
sir, we'll all beat with a firing

1062
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:57,760
squad.

1063
01:13:58,640 --> 01:13:59,539
Yes, Edward.

1064
01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:00,540
Agreed.

1065
01:14:00,810 --> 01:14:02,030
Oh, look, sir, it's coming up.

1066
01:14:03,890 --> 01:14:06,610
Well, one of us is going to get back
into the war.

1067
01:14:07,310 --> 01:14:08,310
Yeah.

1068
01:14:11,690 --> 01:14:12,690
It's British.

1069
01:14:13,830 --> 01:14:14,890
The fortunes of war.

1070
01:14:15,650 --> 01:14:16,670
All right, come on, chaps.

1071
01:14:17,170 --> 01:14:18,170
Prepare to embark.

1072
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:36,040
Major Mortimer. Ah, decent of him to
remember us, ain't it? Well, I hope he's

1073
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,760
got a good explanation why we're
abandoned here.

1074
01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:40,480
If it hadn't been for the Germans, we'd
have starved to death.

1075
01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:42,519
Now, you know the drill.

1076
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,640
The main thing is to get on that sub as
quickly as possible.

1077
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,480
Bolter and I'll deal with the Major.
Ackroyd and Finch get the dinghy.

1078
01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:50,860
And don't forget, we're all in this
together.

1079
01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:52,740
So keep your mouth shut.

1080
01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:54,840
Right? Right, sir. Right.

1081
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:04,500
Good show they're still alive.

1082
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:06,060
Hello?

1083
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:08,020
Everything's all right? The Navy's here?

1084
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,920
Just in the nick of time, sir. Hello,
Brown.

1085
01:15:12,620 --> 01:15:15,220
My other two men are getting our dinghy,
sir. We can be aboard in five minutes'

1086
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:15,898
flat, sir.

1087
01:15:15,900 --> 01:15:18,080
No hurry, old boy. Another germ within
100 miles.

1088
01:15:18,340 --> 01:15:20,820
Damn fine show, Brown. I can't think of
how you managed to survive.

1089
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,740
We'll come ashore for an hour or so, and
you can show us how you did it.

1090
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:25,358
Hello, sir.

1091
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:26,360
Won't be a minute.

1092
01:15:27,580 --> 01:15:28,580
Excellent, Burrell Brown.

1093
01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:29,820
Excellent.

1094
01:15:32,490 --> 01:15:35,730
Well done, man. Well done indeed. No, it
was nothing, sir. It's grand to see you

1095
01:15:35,730 --> 01:15:36,730
fellas in such good shape.

1096
01:15:37,050 --> 01:15:39,470
We couldn't get here earlier. The navy
said they were too busy.

1097
01:15:40,270 --> 01:15:41,730
Well, I guessed you'd be all right.

1098
01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:43,970
We thought we saw a light last night.

1099
01:15:44,330 --> 01:15:46,650
Oh, yes, sir. That's the monastery. R .H
.Q.

1100
01:15:46,990 --> 01:15:48,370
Early Byzantine architect.

1101
01:15:49,110 --> 01:15:50,110
Sure, sir.

1102
01:15:50,710 --> 01:15:51,710
Oh, really?

1103
01:15:52,290 --> 01:15:53,410
Very poor blackout arrangements.

1104
01:15:54,010 --> 01:15:55,010
Where is this monastery?

1105
01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:58,310
Oh, it's a frightful place. I don't
think you'll like it at all, sir.

1106
01:15:58,570 --> 01:16:01,510
Now, now, Brown, it's necessary that I
should see what you chaps have endured.

1107
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:03,160
I have to make a full report.

1108
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,360
There may be a gong in this for
somebody.

1109
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:07,780
Well, who's going to lead the way?

1110
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,000
Oh, I will, sir.

1111
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,500
I will, sir.

1112
01:16:10,580 --> 01:16:12,740
Sergeant Bowler, Ackroyd, beat along
ahead.

1113
01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:14,180
See if everything's all right.

1114
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:15,680
Yes, sir.

1115
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:21,880
Well, if you gentlemen are ready, I
think you'll find it a bit of a climb.

1116
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,120
Oh, I'm pretty fit.

1117
01:16:26,460 --> 01:16:29,100
Well, what's happened? Why have you
embarked? The Major wants to inspect the

1118
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:30,160
monastery. My God!

1119
01:16:51,030 --> 01:16:53,830
Come on.

1120
01:17:16,330 --> 01:17:18,230
Well, sir, I thought we'd stop for a
breather.

1121
01:17:18,570 --> 01:17:20,370
Oh, so peaceful here.

1122
01:17:21,290 --> 01:17:22,510
I didn't know there was a war on.

1123
01:17:23,110 --> 01:17:24,110
Anything the matter, Babington?

1124
01:17:25,150 --> 01:17:28,310
Oh, no, no, no, sir, nothing at all.
Now, I thought I saw going there.

1125
01:17:29,170 --> 01:17:30,170
Oh, but I couldn't have.

1126
01:17:30,330 --> 01:17:31,330
Good heavens.

1127
01:17:31,530 --> 01:17:32,530
We'd better get a move on.

1128
01:17:33,090 --> 01:17:34,090
You've had a good rest.

1129
01:17:55,380 --> 01:17:56,720
Thank you, Aykroyd.

1130
01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:02,540
Good heavens, tables and chairs.

1131
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:04,060
You've made yourselves pretty
comfortable.

1132
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:05,840
Yes, sir. Bitter luck.

1133
01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:07,580
Deserted you at base.

1134
01:18:07,780 --> 01:18:09,640
We stumbled on it quite by chance, sir.

1135
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,600
Absolutely derelict. It's not worth
looking round.

1136
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:14,560
Is it, Finch?

1137
01:18:14,780 --> 01:18:16,120
What, sir? Not worth looking round.

1138
01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:18,360
Oh, no, sir. No, not worth looking
round, sir.

1139
01:18:18,620 --> 01:18:21,620
You manged your hole, sir. Oh, the same
I'd like to. Wouldn't you, Babington?

1140
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:22,880
Yes, I would rather.

1141
01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:24,320
Oh, if you insist.

1142
01:18:27,140 --> 01:18:28,220
But there's nothing to see.

1143
01:18:29,220 --> 01:18:32,800
Fortunately, there's a well with fresh
water. Otherwise, it might have been a

1144
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:33,800
bit tricky.

1145
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:41,160
I smell cooking.

1146
01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:44,340
Very likely, sir. We were just preparing
breakfast when the guard reported your

1147
01:18:44,340 --> 01:18:45,340
arrival. Quite right.

1148
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,320
Naturally, we abandoned it, sir, and I
anxiety to leave the island.

1149
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:50,700
Well, shall we go now, sir?

1150
01:18:51,380 --> 01:18:52,840
That seems a pity to waste that food.

1151
01:18:53,260 --> 01:18:54,219
Smells delicious.

1152
01:18:54,220 --> 01:18:55,220
How about a quick bite?

1153
01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:58,900
Oh, I don't think you'll like it, sir.

1154
01:19:00,340 --> 01:19:02,300
Ackroyd. Get the Major and Lieutenant
something to eat.

1155
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:03,600
An Ackroyd.

1156
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:05,140
Make it as tasty as possible.

1157
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:06,680
Yes, sir.

1158
01:19:06,740 --> 01:19:08,960
Well, that shouldn't take long.

1159
01:19:09,860 --> 01:19:12,700
Now, I suppose there's no oil store,
engineer.

1160
01:19:13,430 --> 01:19:15,490
Oh, no, sir, no. Nothing like that at
all. Ah.

1161
01:19:16,130 --> 01:19:18,910
Well, now, perhaps while we were
waiting, you'd care to inspect our

1162
01:19:18,910 --> 01:19:19,910
defences, sir.

1163
01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:21,510
All right.

1164
01:19:26,750 --> 01:19:28,970
Accurate. He understood what the
lieutenant meant when he said tasty.

1165
01:19:29,330 --> 01:19:31,430
He meant a real nasty taste.

1166
01:19:31,870 --> 01:19:33,870
I know that, Sarge. I wasn't born
yesterday.

1167
01:19:34,110 --> 01:19:36,370
Here, I'll pretend I'm in the catering
corps.

1168
01:19:39,030 --> 01:19:40,030
That's it.

1169
01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,230
Wasn't born yesterday.

1170
01:19:58,010 --> 01:20:01,310
Oh, the usual meagre fare, sir. I just
stewed up a few old bones.

1171
01:20:02,290 --> 01:20:03,290
Potage a la Finch.

1172
01:20:04,410 --> 01:20:05,410
Oh, no.

1173
01:20:05,950 --> 01:20:08,390
Oh, I say, sir, that's a bit thick. I
beg your pardon, Finch.

1174
01:20:09,690 --> 01:20:10,690
Nothing, sir.

1175
01:20:15,490 --> 01:20:17,090
It doesn't smell quite as nice as it
did.

1176
01:20:17,950 --> 01:20:19,170
Still, I have no doubt it's quite
delicious.

1177
01:20:25,150 --> 01:20:26,150
No good, sir?

1178
01:20:26,610 --> 01:20:27,610
Dreadful.

1179
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,580
Have you been existing on this sort of
thing?

1180
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,120
Oh, it's not always been as good as
this, sir.

1181
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:38,540
If I may say so, the sooner we get these
chaps aboard and give them a good meal,

1182
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:39,600
the better. I quite agree.

1183
01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:52,920
I'll get you some water, sir.

1184
01:20:54,460 --> 01:20:56,600
What's the matter, boy? Lack of food, if
you ask me.

1185
01:20:57,870 --> 01:21:00,730
He looks terrible. I'm surprised they
survived at all. Go in there.

1186
01:21:01,050 --> 01:21:02,130
Listen carefully.

1187
01:21:02,370 --> 01:21:04,090
Please try to understand.

1188
01:21:04,910 --> 01:21:06,130
You must hide.

1189
01:21:07,190 --> 01:21:09,650
Um... Nascondere.

1190
01:21:11,390 --> 01:21:13,950
Nascondere Nelly Alberi.

1191
01:21:14,230 --> 01:21:17,010
You must hide in bushes.

1192
01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:18,310
Yes, good.

1193
01:21:19,810 --> 01:21:22,890
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No,
no, no. No, no, no. No,

1194
01:21:23,810 --> 01:21:24,810
no, no.

1195
01:21:27,470 --> 01:21:28,750
I don't know what came over me, sir.

1196
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:31,550
Well, shall we get started?

1197
01:21:31,870 --> 01:21:35,210
Take it easy. You've been through a
nasty experience. Oh, I'm all right now,

1198
01:21:35,270 --> 01:21:38,030
sir. The thought of getting on that
submarine has made me feel very much

1199
01:21:38,130 --> 01:21:39,130
Come on, then.

1200
01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:46,930
Yes. In some ways, it's been a very
interesting experience, sir.

1201
01:21:48,170 --> 01:21:49,610
Still, it'll be nice to get back in the
war again.

1202
01:21:50,910 --> 01:21:54,170
Frankly, we were brought back to reality
by those two morning shots you pumped

1203
01:21:54,170 --> 01:21:55,170
into us last night.

1204
01:21:56,330 --> 01:21:58,570
We didn't fire any shots last night, did
we?

1205
01:21:58,810 --> 01:22:02,030
No. You didn't? No, it must have been
the Germans.

1206
01:22:02,370 --> 01:22:03,370
Yes, must have been.

1207
01:22:03,810 --> 01:22:05,010
Good heavens, we'd better get moving.

1208
01:22:05,730 --> 01:22:08,310
Sergeant Mulder, Ackroyd, stand by to
launch a dinghy. Quick.

1209
01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:11,590
Strange.

1210
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,010
Strange.

1211
01:22:13,890 --> 01:22:14,890
Coming, sir.

1212
01:22:17,910 --> 01:22:18,910
Poor fellow.

1213
01:22:19,050 --> 01:22:20,550
Suffering from shell shock, if you ask
me.

1214
01:22:20,850 --> 01:22:22,470
Must have been through a horrible
experience.

1215
01:22:23,590 --> 01:22:26,450
What they all need is a good holiday.
Come on, Finch, you'll be keeping us

1216
01:22:26,450 --> 01:22:28,630
waiting. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I had a job
to do, remember?

1217
01:22:28,930 --> 01:22:31,710
All right, we know your task was vital,
but come on, come on. Yes, sir.

1218
01:22:36,390 --> 01:22:37,490
Mr. Finch!

1219
01:22:38,430 --> 01:22:39,550
Mr. Finch!

1220
01:22:43,070 --> 01:22:45,530
Now, now, now, don't panic, chaps.

1221
01:22:46,610 --> 01:22:51,890
And who is this person?

1222
01:22:52,910 --> 01:22:56,550
Well, sir, she's a... She's Finch's
fiancée, sir.

1223
01:22:56,810 --> 01:22:58,010
Got washed up in a storm.

1224
01:22:59,790 --> 01:23:02,190
Didn't think it was worth mentioning,
sir. Yes, sir.

1225
01:23:02,490 --> 01:23:05,250
What is it, Finch? I suppose we couldn't
take her with us, could we, sir?

1226
01:23:06,530 --> 01:23:11,090
Well, uh... How about it, Matthew?

1227
01:23:12,310 --> 01:23:14,590
Well, I don't think the ship's company
is mine at all.

1228
01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:20,790
Oh, excuse me.

1229
01:23:22,570 --> 01:23:24,310
Oh, thank you, sir. Now, come on,
everybody.

1230
01:23:24,870 --> 01:23:25,870
Come on. In we go.

1231
01:23:27,090 --> 01:23:28,090
Hold tight, Miss Elsa.

1232
01:23:28,770 --> 01:23:29,770
Come on.

1233
01:23:33,670 --> 01:23:34,030
Poor

1234
01:23:34,030 --> 01:23:46,290
fellows.

1235
01:23:47,590 --> 01:23:51,430
Still, if it had been one of ours, it
would have meant the Russian front for

1236
01:23:52,910 --> 01:23:53,910
Look over there, chief!